Top 10 Funny Facebook Status Update/Best funny quotes





Don't like me? cool, i dont wake up every dy to impress you.

When I was younger, I couldn't wait to be older. This shit was not what I expected.


Not all cute guys have girlfriends, most of them have boyfriends.


I like sleeping, it's like death without the commitment.


The best feeling in the world is when someone you hate tells a joke and nobody laughs.


My mouth automatically says "shit" when something wrong happens.


A pretty face gets old, a nice body changes, but a good woman will always be a good woman.


Every thing is funny as long as it is happening to some one else.


Out of my mind!!! back in five minutes.

I hate when i understand something..... after the test



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